February 2012
bitches at school: hey i smoke weed and get wasted every weekend.
me: sometimes when my mum tells me to get off the computer at 11, i get off at 11:05.
manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
When you are pretending to listen to someone while...
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I HAVE THEME ADD.
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
I love my moods where I just want to sing my heart out. This is kinda curing my bad mood, sort of.
When they try to take a serious photo,
carrotsandkittens:
but one of them can’t resist doing something weird:
what are you doing, Zayn, baby?
Everyone else: Smile! Liam: What the f*ck is that?
being standing straight is too mainstream for Harry.
Niall doesn’t know…..
